Where I put the rest of the stuff that rolls out of my warped psyche. May consist of good looking men, both clothed and unclothed, doing all kinds of things, so lets just title this lil bit of fun as “no kiddies”.Tumblr (3.0; @jdcalamity)http://jdcalamity.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5b3591dfe0c8e74762196c2206f8b65f/tumblr_mn364ukQ9U1qjx95go1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1725a1981b9d16bf61af2a6bf128cef8/tumblr_mn364ukQ9U1qjx95go2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ladyofgondor.tumblr.com/post/50979480295/you-know-that-means-censorship-right">ladyofgondor</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>You know that means censorship right</p> </blockquote>http://jdcalamity.tumblr.com/post/50992814501http://jdcalamity.tumblr.com/post/50992814501Tue, 21 May 2013 08:23:34 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6b49f6d0a38bca8217b9d749e4ff1a3f/tumblr_mlypgjBgxc1r30f6io1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://neurolove.me/post/49410494781/more-here">psych-facts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://neurolove.me">More here</a></p> </blockquote>http://jdcalamity.tumblr.com/post/50376138760http://jdcalamity.tumblr.com/post/50376138760Mon, 13 May 2013 16:18:32 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5a984e027761cfbb60dd2bd41736312a/tumblr_mezac4yz7H1qaypifo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fairusa84.tumblr.com/post/46595053395/and-who-is-not-gay-because-that-would-be-just">fairusa84</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>… and who is not gay.</p> <p>(Because that would be just my luck.)</p> </blockquote> <p>@modeninja @jaysbabycakes73  THIS!!^^^</p>http://jdcalamity.tumblr.com/post/46597850043http://jdcalamity.tumblr.com/post/46597850043Fri, 29 Mar 2013 08:42:17 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f1f77a278c48325f102a106abe3849ad/tumblr_mjrobnKQZb1qzp9wro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jdcalamity.tumblr.com/post/46136275822http://jdcalamity.tumblr.com/post/46136275822Sat, 23 Mar 2013 21:49:15 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c4e7682615bc0500d4afe1a0d8855456/tumblr_mjtr6oDl5V1qzp9wro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jdcalamity.tumblr.com/post/46136247445http://jdcalamity.tumblr.com/post/46136247445Sat, 23 Mar 2013 21:48:51 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8f5be83f5324a372f699d84a23997d20/tumblr_mjds7g47oq1r1uar5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dicksforgirls.tumblr.com/post/46011205061">dicksforgirls</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>ǣ</p> </blockquote>http://jdcalamity.tumblr.com/post/46136221003http://jdcalamity.tumblr.com/post/46136221003Sat, 23 Mar 2013 21:48:29 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/08d20ceab23ee96a210a072a1e034d3f/tumblr_mhtdf9uZog1qiza3zo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dicksforgirls.tumblr.com/post/46065064134">dicksforgirls</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>ǣ</p> </blockquote>http://jdcalamity.tumblr.com/post/46136203505http://jdcalamity.tumblr.com/post/46136203505Sat, 23 Mar 2013 21:48:15 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/33bf49215378bb35ea0137c50b7c5eec/tumblr_mjx42idnGQ1qzp9wro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jdcalamity.tumblr.com/post/46136182598http://jdcalamity.tumblr.com/post/46136182598Sat, 23 Mar 2013 21:47:57 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0edb1a405cc7893c2006145859afd39d/tumblr_mhnod9G8FB1rn3yyfo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://jdcalamity.tumblr.com/post/46136154581http://jdcalamity.tumblr.com/post/46136154581Sat, 23 Mar 2013 21:47:32 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/43ae19032085be43fc1a3235be36d16b/tumblr_mjx42peDik1qzp9wro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jdcalamity.tumblr.com/post/46136136474http://jdcalamity.tumblr.com/post/46136136474Sat, 23 Mar 2013 21:47:17 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0f675b3edd3ad220b99ade4c92e5f803/tumblr_mjz4qmdhD71qzp9wro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jdcalamity.tumblr.com/post/46136108570http://jdcalamity.tumblr.com/post/46136108570Sat, 23 Mar 2013 21:46:53 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d8438f43e01bfe95fcaf5f6e03af14d2/tumblr_mk50irFYkb1rj50qfo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0c4e400397b121668b392410a874e739/tumblr_mk50irFYkb1rj50qfo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>@modeninja, <a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/carabear0326">@<strong>carabear0326</strong></a><span> </span><a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/amyfgainey">@<strong>amyfgainey</strong></a><span> my submission</span></p>http://jdcalamity.tumblr.com/post/46132728452http://jdcalamity.tumblr.com/post/46132728452Sat, 23 Mar 2013 21:01:49 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8ebqcXb041qhwveto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fairusa84.tumblr.com/post/45977686519/thcbodycleanse-sarniel-tbskyen">fairusa84</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thcbodycleanse.tumblr.com/post/35924835979/sarniel-tbskyen-tugamaggie-callmekitto">thcbodycleanse</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sarniel.tumblr.com/post/35481907315/tbskyen-tugamaggie-callmekitto">sarniel</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tbskyen.tumblr.com/post/35412934094/tugamaggie-callmekitto-raggedymind">tbskyen</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tugamaggie.tumblr.com/post/35368861183">tugamaggie</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://callmekitto.tumblr.com/post/35325178761/raggedymind-littledidxeknow-todaylour">callmekitto</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://raggedymind.tumblr.com/post/35325095558/littledidxeknow-todaylour">raggedymind</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://littledidxeknow.tumblr.com/post/35325027588/todaylour-andthroughthemosstheivycreeps">littledidxeknow</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://todaylour.tumblr.com/post/34647361671/andthroughthemosstheivycreeps-impuretale">todaylour</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://andthroughthemosstheivycreeps.tumblr.com/post/34247955723/impuretale-beatrixspoke-saaaaaasha-hey">andthroughthemosstheivycreeps</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://impuretale.tumblr.com/post/32857763203/beatrixspoke-saaaaaasha-hey-guys-that-is">impuretale</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://beatrixspoke.tumblr.com/post/31994916011/saaaaaasha-hey-guys-that-is-carved-from">beatrixspoke</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://saaaaaasha.tumblr.com/post/31993290631/hey-guys-that-is-carved-from-marble-that-is-a">saaaaaasha</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>hey guys</p> <p>that is carved</p> <p> from MARBLE</p> <p>THAT IS A ROCK</p> </blockquote> <p>WAT</p> </blockquote> <p>I have no idea how the artist manages to make it looks like not just cloth, but TRANSPARENT cloth. Amazing.</p> </blockquote> <p>Hey Guys this is a sculpture of a Vestal Virgin, carved during the roman empire. its my favorite and is pretty fucking awesome. </p> </blockquote> <p>Blown away</p> </blockquote> <p>I had the same reaction when I saw this motherfucker in the Louvre</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md7i6boPvU1r2rulq.jpg"/></p> <p>I walked around that hunk of orgasm rock for a good ten minutes trying to figure out HOW.</p> </blockquote> <p>b-but that’s not how rocks work???!!?</p> </blockquote> <p>FUCKING BERNINI THO</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pTOnNvlvkJo/TMEUteRWPOI/AAAAAAAABes/qS2ZpHo845s/s320/bernini_mail.jpg"/></p> <p>FUCKING</p> <p>BERNINI</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md8w1xKUXh1qgacym.jpg"/></p> </blockquote> <p>DID SOMEONE SAY BERNINI? HERE’S BERNINI SCULPTING A FAT CARDINAL.</p> <p><img alt="image" height="300" src="http://img.timeinc.net/time/2008/top_ten_2008/museums/museums_bernini.jpg" width="460"/></p> <p>HERE’S A SELF-PORTRAIT. HE’S A DAMNED SOUL IN HELL, HE BURNED HIS HAND AND SCREAMED IN FRONT OF A MIRROR FOR REFERENCE BECAUSE FUCK EVERYTHING.</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mda57qVOKg1qeb4kk.jpg"/></p> <p>OH AND LET’S TAKE ANOTHER LOOK AT THOSE GRASPING ORGASM-HANDS</p> <p><img alt="image" height="397" src="http://homepage3.nifty.com/kenkitagawa2/Bernini-proserp-Borg.jpg" width="372"/></p> <p>SPEAKING OF ORGASMS HERE’S A NUN MASTURBATING. HE PUT THAT MOTHERFUCKER IN A FUCKING CHAPEL.</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mda53ypafj1qeb4kk.jpg"/></p> <p>DO YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE HE PUT IN A CHAPEL? THIS BITCHING PIECE OF MARBLE.</p> <p><img alt="image" height="463" src="http://www.commonwealmagazine.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Bernini-Teresa-in-Ecstasy.jpg" width="640"/></p> <p>IS THAT AN ANGEL POINTING A GOLDEN ARROW AT THE CROTCH OF A NUN? YOU BET YOUR FACE IT IS! IS SHE HAVING A MIND-BLOWING ANGEL-ORGASM?</p> <p><img alt="image" height="290" src="http://sexualityinart.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/bernini-ecstasy-of-st-teresa-s.jpg" width="510"/></p> <p>OF FUCKING COURSE SHE IS!</p> <p><big><big><em><strong>BERNINI!</strong></em></big></big></p> </blockquote> <p>Reblogging because batshit insane sculptors and horny statues are funny.</p> </blockquote> <p>Very interesting ^</p> </blockquote> <p>One of the reasons I love art and decided to get a master’s degree in it.</p> <p>- <em>The Veiled Vestal Virgin -</em><span> Raffaele Monti, 1847</span></p> </blockquote>http://jdcalamity.tumblr.com/post/45987259527http://jdcalamity.tumblr.com/post/45987259527Fri, 22 Mar 2013 05:45:57 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/78a5a74cd7d5c68ec255ade8b8e90415/tumblr_mjo7epERoC1r30nj7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jdcalamity.tumblr.com/post/45376520272http://jdcalamity.tumblr.com/post/45376520272Thu, 14 Mar 2013 16:15:20 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2e1e6dcb3e2ca8d79bd6ecd1fa55b17f/tumblr_mjmgsbBSS01rwoepdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jdcalamity.tumblr.com/post/45327884836http://jdcalamity.tumblr.com/post/45327884836Wed, 13 Mar 2013 22:27:16 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzefrlMEL81qcm084o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hellyeah100monkeys.tumblr.com/post/17617186503/via-cherilyn-kirschbaum-photography-do-not-post">hellyeah100monkeys</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>via Cherilyn Kirschbaum Photography.  Do not post without permission or watermark. For more, check out: <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/cherilynkirschbaumphotography/"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/cherilynkirschbaumphotography/">http://www.flickr.com/photos/cherilynkirschbaumphotography/</a></a></p> </blockquote>http://jdcalamity.tumblr.com/post/45308714142http://jdcalamity.tumblr.com/post/45308714142Wed, 13 Mar 2013 17:56:48 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/800da97aba0fc939b93cfcdb2ea83f30/tumblr_mjf4kzMcZn1qdj98mo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jdcalamity.tumblr.com/post/45308461689http://jdcalamity.tumblr.com/post/45308461689Wed, 13 Mar 2013 17:53:40 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2f1146d25852b61043e2716fe53a56b1/tumblr_mjhu5zWWbm1qarksao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jdcalamity.tumblr.com/post/45308428766http://jdcalamity.tumblr.com/post/45308428766Wed, 13 Mar 2013 17:53:15 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/93b5568219fadaecbee2877944c95a57/tumblr_mjk8qc39dw1s71wuzo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e681799093bb7e57155efaaf24824d6b/tumblr_mjk8qc39dw1s71wuzo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d8078db8c7d90f753f631a490fb4c247/tumblr_mjk8qc39dw1s71wuzo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://jdcalamity.tumblr.com/post/45308329362http://jdcalamity.tumblr.com/post/45308329362Wed, 13 Mar 2013 17:52:01 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2865c5c1c1f4e4906e7531c046eb443c/tumblr_mjg7kzYPnn1qzp9wro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jdcalamity.tumblr.com/post/45308300720http://jdcalamity.tumblr.com/post/45308300720Wed, 13 Mar 2013 17:51:39 -0700